When you have to answer for the specific self-deprecating tweets you’ve been faving since Twitter puts that info on… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…1 day ago
Every time I leave New York I feel so very Texan, so very energized, so very uncool, and so very loved all at the same time. 2 days ago
Ate a whole bag of Five Guys fries with one hand before noon while reapplying mascara with my other hand and finish… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…5 days ago
My Dad hung his Willie Nelson guitar in his office and immediately sent an excited message to the family grouptext,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6 days ago
